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Jake Prendez
Jake Prendez grew up as
a child star in the mean streets of Seattle. He became
the poster child for the Black Angus Steakhouse and
appeared in numerous commercials.
He was on the verge of landing his very own sitcom role
when his obsession with standing in line for days at
Star Wars premiers and his sudden flatulence problem,
which he called
using the force, began to take a toll on his work
eventually ending his career. Black Angus even decided
to go in a different direction and replaced him with a
rugged cowboy.
Distraught with failure, he gave up eating meat and
became a vegetarian. Jake began to frequent his local
Starbucks coffee shop, where all of the ex-child stars
would hang out.
Being a local celebrity, Jake would often get asked to
sample the newest un-named experimental brews. Tired of
being hounded with these requests, he finally told the
bothersome barista Ay, como das lata! The phrase stuck
and soon everyone was requesting their very own lata
coffee. After a few mispronunciations, the latte coffee
was born. Still unhappy, Jake began to participate in
protests where many members of M.E.Ch.A were also
protesting. He eventually found his way to Cal State
University Northridge where he is currently a Chicana/o
Studies graduate student and an Outreach Specialist with
the Outreach and Recruitment Services Dept. He hopes that TJ films will
help enlighten Chicanos everywhere, but mostly resurrect
the glory days of his long lost childhood career. |
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